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The TAO of FLETCHER

This is me. My name is Fletcher. I am essentially a James Bond-meets-Ernest Hemingway kind of dog. I enjoy gourmet meals almost as much as a hot link at the ball bark. Belly rubs are good, but four-handed, full-body massages are better. I love discovering new music, but never tire of classic or punk rock. County and jazz are good too, but not that overproduced or self-indulgent stuff. In my former life as a super hero, I went toe-to-toe with villains around the world, fighting crime, corruption and terrorism wherever I found it. If there was a gunfight, I brought a knife, just to even the odds. Today, I enjoy a simpler lifestyle, but still travel often. I am fluent in all major languages and once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish. If you ever meet me, bring treats. I don't usually bite people, but if I bite you, you'll thank me afterward.

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